Dud3s Clips

20 Things That Make You A Man

Scrivs — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:42:08

There are just certain things that men do that help to differentiate us from women. I'm not saying you need to be doing all 20 things on this list, but if you aren't doing most of these you have to question if your balls have dropped yet or not.

It's A Trick!

Mike — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:47:52

The comments on the post are actually funnier than the picture.

Is Having Sex with a Robot Hooker Cheating?

Scrivs — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:39:04

Between Japanese kissing robots and full-sized "love dolls," it's clear to us that all aspects of technology are barreling toward one inevitable invention: robot hookers.

Secrets of James Bond's success with women unravelled

Scrivs — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:18:24

According to a new study, men who are narcissistic, thrill-seeking liars and all round "bad boys" tend to have the greatest success finding more sexual partners.

Big Hands. Big Feet. Big Penis?

Scrivs — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 23:01:53

Can you tell the size of a man’s penis by looking at his hands or feet, or by how tall he is? Urban legend asserts that you can. It’s not uncommon to hear a woman speculate about a man’s member after sizing up his broad shoulders or scoffing at his dainty hands. Just the other day, I caught myself drifting into wonderland after catching sight of some of the largest, thickest man hands I have ever seen. I wasn’t even attracted to the owner of said hands, but I couldn’t get my mind out of the gutter. Damn, I thought, his penis must be huge.

15 Secret Restaurant Swaps

Menthos — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:07:06

Simple, smart, fast ways to change your body, one meal at a time.

Party, Play and HIV

Menthos — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:21:13

This pod explores the use of crystal meth in the sex lives of gay men and how it's fueling the spread of HIV.

The 10 Most Terrifying Guides to Sex

Scrivs — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:59:17

We're not saying sex is something to be ashamed of, and far be it from us to declare any activity between consenting adults to be unnatural or immoral. It's just that some types of sex are weird and yes, even terrifying to us.

Guy Makes Penis Jokes to an Insurance Agent, Quite Funny

noahlariot — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:49:37

Freakin hilarious video of this guy on the phone with his insurance agent, makes good points too!

The 5 Most Terrifying Rites of Manhood from Around the World

Scrivs — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:06:33

So what did you do to earn your manhood? At the very worst, some of you had to read a prayer or two from a select holy book, maybe a distant uncle sent you a few bucks. Your parents start bugging you about getting a job and force you to move out by the time you're 20, or maybe 35.

Summer Beers

Scrivs — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:08:18

A new season calls for a new wardrobe—and a new brew. Lighter, crisper, and typically lower in alcohol so you can drink 'em all afternoon and stay upright, the best summer beers are custom-tailored for warmer weather. And there are more of them out there than ever. Always willing to sacrifice ourselves to the cause of smart service journalism, we sampled wheats, whites, hefs, Kölsches, and more to find the very best.

Rare Surgeries

Tyme — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 06:22:42

If shows like House M.D. or ER have taught us anything, it’s that gift-wrapped medical mysteries with happy endings appeal to the public -- regardless of the story’s reliance on fact or “real” science. Step aside Hollywood, the following are a few exciting and rare surgeries.

Junior Mint

Scrivs — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 06:49:00

The Griffey card was the perfect piece of memorabilia at the perfect time. The number the card was given only furthered the prospect of his cardboard IPO. Junior was chosen to be card No. 1 by an Upper Deck employee named Tom Geideman, a college student known for his keen eye for talent. Geideman earned his rep by consistently clueing in the founders of The Upper Deck, the card shop where the business was hatched, on which players would be future stars. Geideman took the task of naming the player for the first card very seriously. Using an issue of Baseball America as his guide, Geideman knew that card No. 1 would belong to Gregg Jefferies, Sandy Alomar Jr., Gary Sheffield, or a long-shot candidate, the phenom they called "The Kid." It's probably the most thinking Geideman ever did compiling a checklist, save for the 1992 Upper Deck set when he assigned numbers that ended in 69 to players with porn-star-sounding names. (Dick Schofield at No. 269, Heathcliff Slocumb at No. 569, and Dickie Thon at No. 769.)

8 Things I Wish I Knew When I Was 22

Scrivs — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:21:51

5. The job you have right now is not that important. If I were an employer I would only hire ambitious twenty something’s. They will knock themselves out working incredibly hard on stuff that barely matters. Try to get a 35 year old to take photocopying that seriously and you’re more likely to get your dog to iron your suit in the morning.

"Sex and the City" Through a Man's Eyes

Scrivs — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:59:06

Unlike the loyalists, I had only a tangential acquaintance with these “girls.” Almost ten years ago, my freshman roommate and I decided to watch an episode to comprehend the appeal. While watching the show, my roomie’s eyes squinted in disbelief and his face contorted in disgust. He just didn’t understand. His exact words after seeing the show, if I recall correctly, were the following: “Who the hell wants to see old, horny women having sex with everyone like prostitutes?” Well, apparently millions and millions of people.

The Talk

reign4aday — Fri, 30 May 2008 08:43:53

I am trying to find a way to discuss the birds and the bees with my 12 year old boy. Any suggestions?

Why Men Have Better Friends

Scrivs — Tue, 27 May 2008 13:01:24

It's in our DNA to know how to properly answer a boy's spouse. If a guy messes up he isn't your boy or he wants to get in on the lady.

Crazy Diseases

Tyme — Wed, 28 May 2008 02:39:02

If mainstream media has made one thing clear, it’s that we the people crave the bizarre. And sometimes, the bizarre is beyond what anyone could have imagined. Such is the case with certain rare and crazy diseases -- disorders that seem to defy reality. Unfortunately for the many sufferers out there, some diseases, however crazy they may be, are very real -- and equally as frightening.

Arizona Fetish Prom Yields Expected Results

Mike — Tue, 27 May 2008 06:55:37

Some of this is NSFW which means it's awesome. The guy dressed all in latex must be hot as hell in that outfit.

You Don't Want To Be Thirsty When Killing People

Mike — Tue, 27 May 2008 06:58:42

I need to put this on the hood of my car.

How to Quit Smoking with help of your PDA / Mobile Phone

Tyme — Mon, 26 May 2008 21:58:02

Conrad Morris (see here with his wife, the couple is expecting a baby boy soon) shares how he was able to quit smoking gradually using his PDA and some simple software.

The Date From Hell

Scrivs — Fri, 23 May 2008 01:23:43

8:14 PM - She is in the bathroom now. I turn on my bedroom light to assess the damage. Not only is there puke all over my bed and floor, but menstruation blood is soaking into my sheet.

How I Killed a Guy: A True Story

Scrivs — Fri, 23 May 2008 01:24:40

In the confusion, my buddy told me to turn around. I did, and there it was: A severed human leg on the concrete–no shoe, just a leg from the knee down, in a sock, with blood and human flesh liquefied on the surrounding sidewalk.

Rediscovering the Barbershop

Scrivs — Thu, 22 May 2008 05:46:55

For the past few months, I’ve been having my haircut at various barbershops. For most of my life, I went to unisex salons that reeked of perm chemicals and mousse. Every time I’d go, I’d walk away with a bad haircut. On top of that, I always felt out of place. Most of the clients were usually women and a woman was cutting my hair. I’d just go in, sit there silently while the person cut my hair, and leave.

I don’t know why I stopped going to a barbershop. As a child, I went to a barbershop on the main street in my hometown. It was called “The Friendly Barbershop.” I remember being fascinated with all the barber stuff. What I remember most though, was the distinct manliness of the place. Even as a young child, I could sense that a barbershop was a cool hang out for men. Twenty years later, I’m rediscovering the barbershop. You should too.

The Virtuous Life: Chastity

Scrivs — Tue, 20 May 2008 10:57:23

Ahhh, chastity. A word that can make teenagers blush and grown men cringe. A word that conjures up thoughts of medieval belts, “true love waits” pledge cards, and ranting preachers. Many believe the concept of chastity has no place in a modern, enlightened society. Indeed, in many ways the virtue of chastity is the most difficult to write about. Unlike the other virtues, it is hard to define chastity apart from its relationship to religious beliefs. Yet, while the precise definition of chastity will vary from man to man, there are aspects of this virtue that all men, regardless of belief system, should aspire to.

How To Open a Beer Without an Opener

Scrivs — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:57:46

You’ve just spent the last 10 hours helping your buddy move into his new apartment or you’ve returned to your campsite after hiking in the summer heat all day long…and it’s time to reward yourself with a cold beer. You can practically taste the suds as you hold the bottle in your own hand. Only one problem: YOU DON’T HAVE A BOTTLE OPENER! Panic sets in as your buddy explains that his opener is buried inside one of the 50 boxes you just finished lugging up two flights of stairs, or you picture your opener at home sitting alone on the counter, a worthless tool in a beer-free landscape.

But all hope is not lost. The following list has several simple and inventive ways to use everyday objects to crack off that bottle cap without breaking glass or ruining the dental work your parents paid dearly for. Most all of these items utilize a solid edge to work against the bottle’s cap and are closer at hand than you might even realize…

Fist Bumping Rules

Scrivs — Wed, 21 May 2008 08:38:18

We’ve all done the fist bump. Maybe your team just scored, maybe you just bowled a strike, maybe you just won a rap battle. These are all acceptable times to bump fists with a friend. The picture on the right, however, illustrates a time where it is definitely NOT okay to bump fists.

The 64 Manliest Movies To Date

Scrivs — Fri, 16 May 2008 23:22:22

This list compiles movie with men doing manly things like crushing skulls, pillaging cities, slaying beasts, conquering women and saving the world. We took a look at manly movies a bit differently than some other people out there and awarded man-points to movies with sex scenes, bloody action and intellectual prowess. Some determining factors that could lower a movie are excessive man parts on camera, cheesy storylines, sappy romance and lack of female nudity. Together this list features the 64 of the manliest movies ever produced.

The 10 Unmanliest Drinks In The World

Scrivs — Thu, 15 May 2008 20:14:01

A couple of weeks ago Holy Taco put together a list of the 11 manliest cocktails in the world. We thought we would take it the other way and put together a list of the ten drinks you shouldn’t be caught dead with. Whether you are out with the boys or trying to scam on some ladies there is no excuse to be sipping anyone of these unmanly drinks.

The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World

Scrivs — Thu, 15 May 2008 20:14:52

You wouldn’t be caught dead drinking a cosmo, but all your friends will be drinking these at your funeral.

100 Must-Read Books: The Essential Man’s Library

Scrivs — Thu, 15 May 2008 20:17:38

There are the books you read, and then there are the books that change your life. We can all look back on the books that have shaped our perspective on politics, religion, money, and love. Some will even become a source of inspiration for the rest of your life. From a seemingly infinite list of books of anecdotal or literal merit, we have narrowed down the top 100 books that have shaped the lives of individual men while also helping define broader cultural ideas of what it means to be a man.